Absolute Paradise Spa Chiang Mai

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Absolute Paradise Spa Chiang Mai

Absolute Paradise Spa, conveniently located in town not far from the nightbazar, is one of the most established names in Chiang Mai when it comes to erotic body-to-body massage.

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Absolute Paradise Spa, or as locals like to abbreviate: Absolute, is a veteran amongst the now twenty or so body-to-body massage parlours that the city counts. There is a reason why Absolute has outlived many of its competitors, and that is because its staff generally provides better service than other shops. This is why Absolute has a clientele of loyal customers who visit the shop as soon as they're back in town.

WHY PAY A VISIT TO ABSOLUTE?

Readers and Premium Insiders know that I'm generally not so fond of body-to-body massage parlors, for the reason that their concept is outdated and usually carried out mechanically without a real sense of sensuality.
Sensuality is the most important ingredient of any erotic or sensual massage and the best places to experience it are unfortunately not body-to-body massage parlours (so-called level 3 shops), but the top of happy ending massage parlors (so-called level 1 shops) in Chiang Mai, such as All about Touch, Daisuki Massage by Lolita, Senz~ Diva Massage and Dream Massage.

There can be reasons to go to an erotic body-to-body massage parlour, though, and that is simply when you don't want a thorough massage as a basis to start with, but you just want to have the girl naked rubbing her body against you and to finish with sex (full service). I personally don't see the point of going to a body-to-body massage parlour just to get a HJ from a naked girl, if you want that you better go to the better happy ending massage parlours I mentioned and ask the girl to take off her clothes. It will be more exciting and you get more than just plain naked wanking.

If you do want the straightforward naked rubbing with the option of sex, then Absolute used to be one of the best places in Chiang Mai to go to for the following reasons:

  • In pre-covid times, it had a great number of girls. Currently, they are building their staff count up slowly.
  • The girls really make an effort to please
  • The girls get better training than in other shops, so techniques of how to please and make you horny are better
  • Many girls speak decent English, making the interaction more fun

A big downside of Absolute are its premises. It's housed in an awful old building off the main road and the rooms are rather basic. So if you're looking for a high-society or luxury environment or you're sensitive to ambiance, this is not your place. But the rooms are all clean and private, with aircon, and some customers even find the location perfect because absolutely nobody will see you going in there and doing your dirty thing.

Most regular customers don't mind the basic rooms, because the girls are so pretty and you can have a lot of fun with them.

A final downside of Absolute is that the price for full service is somewhat higher than its competitors: if you book at the counter, full service will cost you THB 2,600 while nowadays in several B2Bs you can get it for THB 2000 or less. If you book a normal B2B massage and then negotiate with the girl in side the room, Absolute girls would typically ask another THB 1,500-2,000 on top of what you already paid, so I wouldn't do that.

The biggest downside of Absolute at this time (April 2022) is that there is absolutely no management and there is no receptionist, so if you add them on LINE, don't expect a quick answer within minutes but rather accept they add you after a day. If don't mind about that, and finally get to do it with a girl in the room, you may be happy enough to ignore the downsides of Absolute.

MENU

Body-to-body massage THB 1,600 for 1hr 20min
Quick body-to-body massage THB 1,200 for 45min
Sandwich body-to-body massage: THB 2,600 for 1hr 20min
Karsai Thai genital massage: THB 1,800 for 1.5 hr.

The main treatment available is a body-to-body massage. The treatment includes shower together with the girl, nuru gel massage by the girl, body-to-body massage, handjob finishing.
I wouldn't recommend Karsai in Absolute, because it isn't really a deep solid treatment, it lacks the internal prostate massage which is both good for your health and can be very pleasurable, and it lacks a proper abdominal massage (Chi Nei Tsang).

Read more about Karsai and better Karsai providers here

Absolute Paradise Spa Chiang Mai sandwich treatment

NOTE: In Absolute, the price for full service will depend on the size of your dick. Asian or small sized customers are charged less. For once, there is some benefit in being smaller-sized cheeky.

OTHER NOTES:

  • Prices quoted are net prices and as a foreigner you pay exactly the same price as local Thai. No dual pricing.
  • If you come by taxi, please tell the driver that you go to the Paradise hotel, not to the Absolute Paradise Spa, because then the driver will try to get an unnecessary commission from the spa and then the Spa may have to charge you more than the prices quoted here.
  • If you come by Grab Taxi, there is no worry about unnecessary commissions and you can just tell them the destination 'Absolute Paradise Spa'.

GIRLS

In normal, pre-covid times, there were always large team of girls working in Absolute. Since the business started up again early 2022 after a pause, it may need some time to get back to its normal staffing of 10 or so girls.

What I like most about Absolute Paradise Spa is that there is a fairly good system of veteran girls training the newbees in ways to please guys. There is not a lazy business culture where girls are left to themselves and really don't know what they are doing. While in other B2Bs the girl may just shower you with a lot of soap (always the aggressive Lux brand, by the way, because it completely strips off all natural oil off your skin, making the girls feel that it's clean), in Absolute the fun usually starts already in the bathroom and you just want to take her from behind right there.

OPENING TIMES

Every day from 10:00am until 10:00pm. Usually the selection of girls will be greatest some time in the afternoon or early evening.

FACILITIES

This again is one of the biggest downsides of Absolute Paradise Spa: the building is very run down and completely empty and the rooms are basic. Although some customers really like the location because it's so quietly hidden in a soi where nobody sees you going to do your thing.
I believe most male customers don't mind the outside of the building as long as the rooms are clean and private and the girls are pretty and give good service, and that's exactly what you get.

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REVIEWS

GIFT

Absolute Paradise Spa Chiang Mai massage with Gift

Gift is back! With her age, Gift is probably Absolute's most veteran girl. So don't expect a spring chicken when you book her. But she is gifted with skills that gave her a vast crowd of loyal clients, all raving that's she's back in town.

Absolutely Gorgeous Price: THB 1,600


ZARA

Absolute Paradise Spa Chiang Mai massage by Zara

A relative new-comer, Zara is one of Absolute's latest additions to the A-team. With her gentle moves, her service-mind and never-lasting effort, Sala is worthy of the "Absolute standard" with all girls making the best of the time to really give you value for money.
A complete natural, Zara's moves, whirling around you with her beautiful shapes in sight could finish you off any time. If you didn't prematurely come, Sala will open her Box of Pandora with yet another position and yet another hand technique to juice it all out of you. Like some other Absolute girls, Zara doesn't shy away from the use of her tongue on erogenous zones while crawling on you like a tiger.

Absolutely Gorgeous Price: THB 1,600


DUTCHIE

Dutchie is a warm and dedicated masseuse, who pays attention to your needs and fills up the entire time you booked with a solid massage session. Dutchie excels at giving an erotic body-to-body massage, as she is somewhat naughty and enjoys to play around with the right customer.

Karsai Massage Chiang Mai with Dutchie
Khun Dutchie is a dedicated masseuse who can give you
a fun erotic body-to-body massage

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Ruwan Posted on May 05, 2024 at 01:58:45
The place is good, the service is good but I got scammed. 500 US Dollars and 3000 Thai Baht were stolen from my wallet when I went to the bathroom. It was stolen not by the lady who came to give me the service. She was in the bathroom with me at that time and someone else from this institution entered the room and committed this theft. I understand that the woman who came to give me the service is also complicit in this theft. Be careful though, this is a scam that has been going on for a long time.

สถานที่ดี บริการดี แต่ฉันโดนโกง เงิน 500 ดอลลาร์สหรัฐ และ 3,000 บาท ถูกขโมยไปจากกระเป๋าเงินของฉันเมื่อฉันเข้าห้องน้ำ มันไม่ได้ถูกขโมยโดยผู้หญิงที่มาให้บริการฉัน ตอนนั้นเธออยู่ในห้องน้ำกับฉันและมีคนอื่นจากสถาบันนี้เข้ามาในห้องและก่อการโจรกรรมครั้งนี้ ฉันเข้าใจว่าผู้หญิงที่มาให้บริการฉันก็มีส่วนรู้เห็นในการขโมยครั้งนี้เช่นกัน ระวังให้ดี นี่เป็นการหลอกลวงที่เกิดขึ้นมาเป็นเวลานาน
OneP Posted on February 09, 2024 at 11:03:03
While this spa may not be in a prominent location, it comes highly recommended by both locals and foreign visitors alike. The quality of service here is excellent, and the prices are reasonable too. Their B2B massage is priced at 1600 THB for 80 minutes, but be prepared for possible wait times during peak hours. I suggest making a reservation in advance via phone or WhatsApp. I highly recommend two therapists in particular: Mona and Dutchie. Their services are top-notch and definitely worth trying.
Marco Posted on July 24, 2022 at 08:16:07
I recommend the karsai massage there with Milk. You have to make an appointment with her since she doesn't work there regularly. It includes stomach massage and prostate.
Mark Posted on July 20, 2020 at 04:36:18
Do you still have a shop in Chiang Rai? If so, where it is please?
James Posted on March 13, 2020 at 18:50:04
Sometime ago my wife and I tried to find a place that would do a proper couples massage.
We tried a few and the female staff paid most attention to me and showed no interest in my wife.
My wife and I prefer to be naked when massaged and have the Karsai massage.
Can this be accommodated?

Randy Posted on January 01, 2020 at 17:38:08
Hello, can my wife (young, attractive) and I visit, and share a girl?
armando56 Posted on November 16, 2019 at 10:43:44
Hello, is there possibility to have ladyboy ?
ALBAN83 Posted on October 13, 2019 at 20:00:32
Hello, I will be in Chiang Mai early November. What is the price for an hour and a half, blowjob without condom nature and two vaginal sex with condom? Looking forward to reading you.
charmer Posted on June 01, 2019 at 13:22:53
Could you put up some pictures of Cookie please
Le Blanc Posted on February 11, 2019 at 15:42:23
I went for a sandwich. To be fair the girls were smoking hot but the experience was not worth the money.
Antinome Posted on February 03, 2019 at 05:56:38
I've visited this place several times, and have yet to have a bad experience. Expensive experiences, definitely. But no bad ones.

Pros:

- The girls I've had there really, REALLY know what they're doing. It is actual body-to-body massage. I haven't (yet) found a place where they do it better. Pixel in particular. Slippery, grinding, whispering, moaning fun. And that's before you even get out of the shower.
- Boy-san speaks good English, and is very helpful with selection.
- The girls are generally welcoming to farangs. Especially the polite, well-groomed ones.
- The sandwich special (2 girls) is pretty good value in my opinion.

Cons:

- Up-front price is for handjob only. Extras in the room run to 500 baht for blowjob and 2,000 for full service - IF the girl offers it. If you can't stand the teasing and want more than just a finishing HJ, it can get VERY expensive, very quickly.
- The rooms and furnishings are terrible. The overall look and feel of the place is very low-rent, and it can be hard to find for the average tourist.

Bottom line - take a lot of cash, or a lot of willpower.
Jack Posted on January 25, 2019 at 06:07:53
Hi who will be available Sunday, Jan 27?
Sal Posted on January 22, 2019 at 02:35:05
Do you have Karsai massage? I can come to your place this evening.
Kevin Posted on January 17, 2019 at 16:12:39
For me, the most well run spa/massage place in town.
Johnson Posted on December 28, 2018 at 12:26:28
Overrated, very bare rooms without any ambiance. I didn't feel like doing it in this atmosphere and the girl asked 2000 baht extra for full sex
Chris Posted on December 16, 2018 at 14:16:21
Do check out Malee new there but excellent service all the way. Only HJ today, the rest depend on her.
davido Posted on December 14, 2018 at 05:36:20
Hello, any available girls this afternoon ? :D
Absolute Paradise Spa Posted on October 09, 2018 at 03:40:53
Dear Mr. Alanzoha, short time is THB 1,200 for 45 min
Alanzoha Posted on October 06, 2018 at 07:15:53
we are shorttime visitor. What will be the short time in. Member package?
Henky Posted on September 21, 2018 at 20:43:13
I would like an appointment with ...
ANILBHARGAVA Posted on September 11, 2018 at 11:25:55
want to know the genuiness of massage at Absolute spa.
can I have a look how it is done
Dutchman Posted on August 01, 2018 at 12:24:56
I must have visited on the wrong day.. I got a girl who named herself Duchie, but i wander if it was the Dutchie they speak about on this site?? To be short;it was very dissappointing, and for 2800 Baht i can have a very good time(s) elsewhere...
The massage, for 1800 baht!, was very bad, (i don't like it when the lady starts with putting some rubber gloves on...if its just for a massage..) and, please, i live in Thailand so i have some idea what i'm talking about.. This lady had obviously no idea what she was doing. it hurt and was not relaxing at all. i was not allowed to touch anything, and at the end she sucked out an extra 1000 baht, which i also should have spent somewhere else.. (just down the road there is a place where you can get 10x better for only 500 baht, but i found that out later....haha)
I was really looking forward visiting this place, but it was a disaster, and i would recommend to do some research and visit a one of the small shops for a lot less money and a lot better service.

Wife Posted on July 20, 2018 at 07:18:14
My wife wants a massage can you assist , do you have male staff for her
MICHAEL Posted on May 29, 2018 at 10:58:27
Will Milk Grab Dragon?
TJ Posted on May 21, 2018 at 19:02:10
มีพนักงานชื่อเพียนโนไหม อ่านจากรีวิวว่าพนักคนนี้ทำได้ทั้งนวดกระษัยและอีโรติก
George Posted on April 13, 2018 at 06:02:29
I visited a few days ago around 7pm. 8 girls working. As I'd previously gotten a massage from Dutchie, I went with another girl. Can't recall her name. Full for 1,500 TBH with condom of course and well worth it.

Fabulous time from the first shower until the last shower. She literally never stopped playing with my cock, didn't rush me at all. Totally recommend you go there to.
Ze Posted on March 12, 2018 at 12:18:06
Not a paradise, but nice service.
Met Milk to day....an adorable, sweet, polite girl in the beginning of the 30`s.
She was a pro without the robot atitude you can experience if u visit the bargirl part of the business.
Milk is the sweetest little ting you can imagine, and do what she can to please your needs.

For extra 500 bath you can have a sensuell BJ, and for 2000 bath, full service. With condom.

The Paradice hotell is kind of a weird place, though. Not bad...but strange. Nobody care when you arrive....You just walk in, up to 2.floor - and follow the sign .
Pay the good boy 1300-1500 bath, and wait for your faw girl. Can be smart to book in advance.

The rooms are not dominated by any upperclass look....but, ok for one hour and 20 minutes of Pleasure ! No big deal .

Ok....I can recomand the place, and Milk.

Dont know about the other girls (yet) ....

Enjoy !

Mahmoud amin Posted on March 04, 2018 at 19:25:36
What is new
zachovalj Posted on February 16, 2018 at 18:27:05
My first visit to Absolute Paradise. Papasan was a very nice guy. There were about 7 girls on that day. I chose the girl Milk. It was a great choice! Milk is a young but very experienced girl. The shower was exciting, then relaxed on her cell phone and carried a B2B massage. I felt her breasts and a pussy on her body. It was a very direct experience. Then I lay on my back. I realized that Milk had a sophisticated massage and knew what she was doing. She can build excitement, and you spray it, she wants herself. Everything is under control. I was very excited and asked her if I could lick her pussy. Milk was very willing and she knelt over my face. Pohed from the bottom on her as she watched my work was exciting. I loved her pussy and Milk was very excited. Then she continued the massage. I smoothed her, always snuggling so I could have it. I played with her body. After a while, I pushed her to himself and started licking her pussy again, this time at 69. It was wonderful, Milk was constantly massaging me and followed a great orgasm. After that, there was a relaxing massage, when she stroked me and my body was getting better again after the storm. The massage ends. I asked Milk if she could make one more shot after the massage. Milk willingly agreed, began to stroke me, excite me, and after a while I experienced a second orgasm. I appreciate the fact that she did not require a supplement for this service. Then she followed the shower and the farewell. I was leaving perfectly satisfied.
Miss Milk I recommend! Massage with her is like a massage with a friend. Trying to meet your wishes, she is very kind and willing. They value their customers and do their best to be happy.
James Posted on February 10, 2018 at 22:22:25
The prices are ridiculous.
These types of establishments are what I describe as the rich bastards clubs.
Better off to fly to Bangkok or travel to Pattaya where much better deals are available. For 3000 baht or less, it is possible to get a reasonable looker for FS all night without all the BS and limitations.
The Chiang Mai commercial sex scene is no longer value for money, and most of it is very hit and miss.
Draquar Posted on January 19, 2018 at 10:52:28
I went to a 4hand massage on 3th January, around 7 pm.
The hotel was quiet, the receptionist doesn't give any sign of noticing me. You can easily locate the spa with the help of the pictures of this site.
The discretion was perfect, they really take care of their customers low profile.

Only 4 girls were there, mostly unknown ones, only Yipso was from the premium leauge member - so booking a girl is highly recommended!
I pick two younger girls, choose the VIP room and ask for a double BJ as extra. The "Papasan" (a guy in his 20s) warned me not to pay more than 500 per girl for the extra. It was a good tip, 'cos the girls were asking 1000 each, but after I mentioned this they did not complain.

The shower and the room was a bit small and not so warm, the bed was clean, but it saw better days.
The girls performance was average in either the massage or the BJ. They use condoms without question (which is good) and they change if it's necessary. Not all of them are shaved and if you don't ask for full service there's no fingerplay for you.

Overall, it was an "OK I guess" experience, it could definitely be better if I book who I want and maybe if I coordinate the girls. They were young - I like that - and not so experienced but passionate to work for their money.
Silversky Posted on October 09, 2017 at 19:19:36
How you guys found Pai? Is she good ? Do they do FS?
john Posted on August 24, 2017 at 16:48:30
Had my first ever massage today with Dutchie, what an experience!
The best I've ever had and despite some of the comments below I found Dutchie pleasant and very through in her work, may be some people just have bad vibes? I'd definitely go again and again
TIGRE Lucide Posted on May 28, 2017 at 11:30:51
GPS not good!
Johnny Ngai Posted on March 20, 2017 at 06:17:32
The girls are still nice, but the rooms are becoming moldier and moldier.
Mark Posted on February 15, 2017 at 11:09:13
Anyone know where the Chiang Rai shop is located?
lj Posted on December 28, 2016 at 09:29:34
Went yesterday , wished I had read comments about Dutchie before , fake and in a hurry , and just rubbing , rubbing , no skill or trying to please , out in 45 min's . Great tits though
Alex Posted on December 22, 2016 at 08:15:38
I​ think​ this​ place​ are​ best​ Bod​y​ to​ body​massage​ service​ in​ Chiangmai.
Malcolm Posted on November 10, 2016 at 03:41:21

I’ve been coming to Absolute for a while and I keep coming back. Your experience here mostly depends on what girl you choose.
If it excites you, pick a young hot cutie, there are plenty. Here also the Golden Rule applies that holds in the entire massage business: the prettier the girl, the more likely she’ll be lazy in her service. So you can be unlucky and feel she finishes you off too fast, or she acts to fake (pretending an orgasm) or too mechanical.
If it’s service and skill you’re looking for, you should try one of the older girls. Less pretty, but skillful in their own ways.
Lately I tried Gift. Teeth not straight, in her thirties, not a perfect body. Gift doesn’t even do B2B. But Gift is Absolute’s Oral Master, pleasing from beginning to end, with her tongue in places you can’t resist.
I guess this is what Japanese men are looking for when they get home: the wife sits them down, take off their shoes, socks, shower them, then give them an incredible oral treatment that takes off the stress of the day.
I read the comments in this list, most are true, you just have to pick your girl. The place is basic.
Johnny Ngai Posted on November 04, 2016 at 03:31:38
To Austin: It is not the place; it is that particular girl.
Austin Posted on July 24, 2016 at 12:44:04
I went there to have body to body massage+HJ, this place is absolutely cheating. I picked a lady called Dutch, we showered together and she started the so called body to body massage lasted for 15 minutes. Then, she asked me if I wanted some extra, 2000 Baht for FJ or 500 Baht for BJ, I politely declined. Then she started the HJ included in the package, which is one of the worst HJ I had so far, no skill at all. After I came, we showered again and the job finished, total time taken is under 45 minutes. However, the package I ordered is 1 hour and 20 minutes body to body massage + HJ for 1600 Baht, that means they stole 35 minutes from me. Therefore, I would say this place is cheating their customers and their massage ladies has no skill at all, so I definitely won't go back again.
Scott Posted on March 05, 2016 at 10:40:40
Don't waste your money. The place is disgusting and way too expensive.
Johnny Ngai Posted on February 26, 2016 at 19:35:40
Wow 1,390B + 2,000B = 3390B. Definitely not cheap, it better be good!
Alberto Posted on February 12, 2016 at 07:52:45
I saw Milk last night and had AN AMAZING experience. I was able to take care of her and she took care of me just as well. Would definitely see her again!!
Greg Lebaron Posted on January 18, 2016 at 05:28:00
XAr , who was the girl ? I went there several times and never paid any extra to have b2b and hanjob.
XAr Posted on January 15, 2016 at 08:24:07
I am dissatisfied with the shop. Don't go as there are cheating. I have been there yesterday. There were 4 girls only. Two for 1600 and two others for 1400. But all were not so nice. I finished when taking a shower. After that was oil massage but not body to body massage. That was average massage. Girl said I have to add 500 for handjob. So I didn't want and she exit after 40 minutes.
Mr A Posted on December 30, 2015 at 18:47:38
Totally recommended, the girls I chose was stunning
Greg Lebaron Posted on December 26, 2015 at 19:50:08
Carl, who made your massage? Linda too? I wonder which other cute girl is qualified.
KARSAI Posted on December 19, 2015 at 08:33:36
First time to do K. But felt great after it. worth every penny.
was told that linda is the only qualified person
Carl Posted on December 18, 2015 at 16:31:17
Guys, just had the most amazing massage. Really worth it with a pretty doing all that stuff and sooooo much better than anything I ever got in Loikroh