Hong Massage is a Chinese-run erotic massage parlour or more straight, it's a brothel. 红天鹅泰浴 means Red Swan Thai bath
Open 6pm - 2am
หงส์ นวดเพื่อสุขภาพ 红天鹅泰浴
REVIEW BY HUNTER
Hong Massage is a relatively unknown brothel run by a mainland Chinese owner. From the outside, most people would not suspect that it's a place of ill repute, because it looks rather normal and there are some signs in Chinese which most people can't read. Hong Massage does a lot of advertising in China, that's where most of it's customer come from but they do accept other foreigners.
As soon as you enter, you realize this is all mainland Chinese run: the receptionists will address you in Mandarin, hardly anybody speaks English, and all of the menu is in Chinese. There used to even no English menu so you'd have to use the camera function of Google Translate to understand what's on offer, that's at least what the receptionist will do if you ask for an English menu.
Years ago, this used to be a mainland Chinese supermarket, that's why the WIFI network name is still "China supermarket 2.4G" 
and I believe before the covid times there used to be a Chinese massage parlour here focusing on Karsai massage.
Although the menu looks big, the only things on offer are actually Full Service for 45min for THB 2,800 and Full Service for 90min for THB 3,500, in Chinese 全套. The only difference is that you'll get to use the jacuzzi together with the girl for the 90min session. Air mattress is optional. All packages only one shot, if you want more book it at the counter or give a tip to the girl. You can ask for stockings or specific clothing at the counter, even cigarettes to smoke your stress away, very Chinese.
There are about 5-6 girls, average to cute. I take the cutest girl and the receptionist apologizes for her arm being amputated, I didn't see it but I say it's not a problem. Back in the old days in China, they used to deform feet of women by binding them, so why would I be bothered by a girl who was born with a limp arm? She probably has developed more character in her life because of it compared to women who are pretty in all senses and got used to it.
As we walk up to the room, there is a guy laying down on a bed on the side, probably the owner and there are couches with glossy lights, very mainland Chinese.
As I booked the 45min package, I get the standard room, not the VIP room with jacuzzi. It's basic and a bit worn out but it has a private shower (it's probably worn out because there was this Chinese run Karsai massage here before). After that, it's very straightforward showering-blowjob-sex, there is no element of play, no body-to-body massage, no nuru gel (they don't even know what that is), nothing of it. Just basicallly straight to business, never done business so directly.
The girl is sweet and accommodating, as I expected she has more character. She wants ot give me the blowjob bare but I'm usually weary of that because you don't know what STD the guy before you had. She hands me the condom to put it on myself as she has only one functioning arm. I'm always surprised that so few Thai girls know how to put on a condom with their lips like the veteran girls back in Europe, it shows that she's not trained.
Doing it, she moans as if she really likes it, hard to tell, but no complaints, she's doing her job.
Overall, the Red Swan Thai bath massage (红天鹅泰浴) offers it's a very straightforward way to have sex, but without any thrills, only the jacuzzi would slow the pace but not add much more elements of play or massage.
So if you're horny, you can get your thing here, but it's not that much fun and like most of these places, if you're a little bit sensitive you'll walk out not only with an empty sperm bladder but also a little bit with an empty heart (feeling a lack of warmth or connection), that's why I usually prefer to stick it into some of my girlfriends but for the sake of this review it's okay to give it a try.
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